I’m about to make a bold statement…If you put KETCHUP on a steak…you should go to jail.

I saw it happen last night at Midgley’s in Lincoln Center.  I watched a man ruined a 47 dollar filet!  I wanted to slap that bottle out of his hand.  But I was somehow able to restrain myself.  At the very least that fella should turn over his man-card.

As if that wasn’t bad enough – according to a new survey (believe it or not) the most popular way to order steaks in the United States of America is…

WELL DONE!

What a disgrace!

Here’s the breakdown:

• 24% of people say well done is their favorite way to order.
• It just beat out medium-rare, which got 23% of the vote.
• 16% go medium-well . . .
• 13% pick medium . . .
• 11% want rare . . .
• and 2% order BLUE RARE, which is even rarer than rare.

This has got to be a sign of the Apocalypse.