What do you put on a steak?

We Went to dinner with some friends. My buddy orders a steak and puts

…KETCHUP on it!

That’s right – Ketchup – on a steak.

It was a disgrace. I told him he was a sad, sad – dare I even used the word – MAN!

Maybe some A1 or Heinz 57 sauce…wait – no. Not even those. A good steak needs NOTHING on it. Nothing.

You wanna have ketchup on something – order a burger.  He also ordered the steak well-done. He should have been removed from the restaurant.

What do you put on your steak?