Do your parents have strange names for things? We give them a pass because they are getting up there in years. Pop cracked the 80s a couple years back and mom’s getting’ close to that mark now.

For instance: for as long as I can remember my father still calls milk – “Cow Juice“. Old habits die hard I guess. #SerenityNow And My mother calls Netflix – Neck-Flixs. She also adds an “S” to the end of stores like “WalmartS” and “TargetS”.
No matter how many times we correct them – they insist on saying these things. #SerenityNow
Do your parents have strange names for things? Do they make stores plural when they don’t have to?
Please share.