There were 64 superheroes in Avengers: Infinity War. So I asked The Princess, if they were to cast a 65th superhero and it was me, who would I be? She said I’d be

Captain Complainer and after she stopped laughing her joke, I asked why? To which she replied…
“Who didn’t turn the AC off before leaving the house?” “Who forgot to turn off the front porch lights?” “Don’t stare in the fridge, know what you want and get in and get out.”
And she went on and on and on…. She finished by saying it would be Captain Complainer or Captain Farts-a-lot. so Captain Complainer it is then!
So If YOUR spouse were cast as the newest superhero, who would they be and why?