We’ve all seen them. Couches. Recliners. Other gently-used home furnishings. Right there on the side of the road. You’d think they came out of the orchard in the middle of the night. Or maybe they sneaked out of the house in the middle of the night to party among the almonds and cherries and like a vampire with no sense of time didn’t make it home before the sunrise. So there it sits. Okay, seriously, who does this? Can they really not make it to the dump? Maybe we should start a page of homeless furniture here.

-Scott Simon, Afternoons 3-7p on The KAT #theridehome