Former FBI Director James Comey is out of a job so we thought that as he mulls over his next career opportunity that he might like to consider a career in radio. Before you go thinking that this is just a publicity stunt let me assure you Mr. Comey that this is a real job paying real money. We’re offering you a crisp $100 dollar bill to investigate why food keeps disappearing from the community refrigerator in our break room. I personally am missing 3 turkey sandwiches, 2 cheese sticks, a bag of chips, 3 sodas and a basket of blueberries.

If you can’t make it in person and just want to call in and help us investigate this live on the air during the DJ Walker in the Morning Show, in lieu of payment to you, we can donate the $100 to your favorite charity. Please answer this open call, there are a lot of hungry DJ’s here who need your help finding the perpetrator. Find him (or her), interrogate them and bring them to justice please. We just need the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God.