Yesterday The Princess picked me up from work. She normally gets out and hops in the

passenger seat to let me drive but last night she stayed in the drivers seat and we took off.

Now because my driving skills are second to none…I’m a terrible passenger. On the way home I let her know when she’s getting too close to the car in front of her – when she should change lanes – when to speed up and when to slow down.

After the 10 minute drive home…I thought we were gonna have to get a divorce. That’s why she always wants me to drive.

What is something you and your mate CANNOT do together without World War 3 breaking out?