Lawwwwwwd, how much time do you have?

I have been on so MANY bad first dates, its become comical. A lot of my friends and family swear I should write a book about all of the ridiculousness I have been subjected to while finding “Mr.Right”. For the record, still haven’t found him, but I’m SO ok with that. I think I’m better off hahahahaha

Let’s see, there was the guy who I’m CERTAIN spent A LOT of time in a maximum security prison (‘He’s got a great personality’….yeah right!) and there was the guy who showed up to our date late, smelling of cheap perfume and when teased about it, went off on me in public.

Oh, oh then there was the guy who forgot his wallet and proceeded to ask our waitress out, THEN tried to kiss me. Ummmm, hard pass dude!

Annnnd can’t forget the guy who after one date, where he whined and complained about not having his own place and money was so tight, yada yada, dropped me off at my house (Which I normally NEVER allow on a first date), and proceeded to “case the joint”. I swear to you he was seeing where his couch would fit in with my stuff! Sound the alarms, stage 5 clinger, abort abort!

But my favorite so far HAS to be the guy who after one date (that I paid for!) told me he felt we weren’t compatible because, as he told me “you are too responsible for me”. Ya think?!  Trust me, there have been countless others that have made it into the hall of fame of bad first dates, but for the sake of time and my curiosity, I’ll cut to the chase.

Tell me about your WORST first date. (Keep it clean) Make me feel better and let’s have a good laugh!

Erin~