Someone was gracious enough to bring doughnuts to the office today. Doughnuts…I LOVE DOUGHNUTS.

That lowly half doughnut is not appealing to look at. For all we know it could be tainted. Do you really expect someone else to eat the other half of a doughnut you took? The answer is “NO”.
So STOP DOING IT!
I say take the whole thing and throw out half if you must. Or find someone to share the doughnut. Even better – live a little. Have the whole doughnut!
Whatever you choose to do – please refrain from leaving behind doughnut remnants.
Thank you – that is all!