In case your pasture won’t give a Crop…
The farmers Guild of America has a soil test that can help you grow the best crop you’ve ever had!
All you have to do is burry your underwear! No really!
Here’s the Test from Farmersguild.org:
Simply bury a pair of white, 100% cotton undies beneath your soil,
come back two months later and dig them up. Sterile,
lifeless soil will keep your tighty-whities clean and intact whereas busy,
organically thriving soil will eat away at your briefs, leaving nothing but an elastic strap!
Not that I’m going to try this,… but I’ve seen some underwear in the laundry that should’ve been buried!!
-DJW