Do you remember getting a few of the standard AWFUL trick-or-treating items when you were a kid?

There were Toothbrushes, pennies, religious pamphlets, Milk Duds, walnuts, etc…
How ‘bout these from Delish.com?

1. A caramel-covered onion.
2. Cans of green beans and corn.
3. A documentary on the Milwaukee Brewers.
4. Shoe laces.
5. A brisket sandwich.