Remember when a healthy snack from the vending machine used to be a granola bar? Now you can get chicken salad. Only 220 calories. Mmmm, not. Maybe it’s just me but anything that’s been preserved with mayo for weeks or months on end sounds stomach turning. The only food items I think would sound worse in a vending machine would be tripe or perhaps some kind of canned fish. If they really want us to eat healthy they could put pita chips and hummus or perhaps kale chips. Until they figure out how to put a tasty Ruth’s Chris porterhouse steak in a vending machine that doesn’t taste like rubber I’ll stick to my chocolate frosted donuts, animal cookies and salsa verde Doritos, thanks.