Well, you don’t live in Florida!     Seems a 42-year old woman in Miami, FloriDUH, called a plumber last week, to unclog her stopped-up toilet.

And in a nice, tight, Florida nutshell, they were both shocked to find that the cause of the stoppage was…a live IGUANA!

(Surprisingly, the woman says, she doesn’t even REMEMBER eating a live iguana…)