What Does An Empty Fridge Full Of Expired Food Say About A Person?

Photo courtesy of Andy West

Most nights when I come home this is what my fridge looks like. In fact this photo was taken last night. It’s bad enough that there was next to no food in my refrigerator but if you look closely the milk that is still there expired February 2nd and the turkey bacon expired some time in 2018. I was so desperate for something to eat that I actually looked in the crisper drawers below until sadly, I realized there was nothing in there and that the reflection of the hummus 2 shelves above on the top of the crisper drawer had fooled me into thinking there was something there. A food mirage in my fridge, lol. Aren’t mirages only supposed to happen in the hot desert?

Noting what is available here what do you suppose I ate for dinner? If you guessed chicken nuggets and fries you would be correct.

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